We Heard Your Request, But You’re Breaking Up
Customer: “I’m looking for fake plants.”
Me: “We have some high-quality faux plants in this section here.”
Customer: “Oh, good! I need one that looks good from far, but you need to get real close to be able to tell it’s fake. It’s a gift for my about-to-be-ex and I am trying to make a point.”
He ended up getting yellow roses (to indicate cowardice) and black dahlias (to indicate betrayal. Ouch!
