We Have To Get Together Never

| Friendly | January 22, 2014

(I’ve known my friend since we were 12 years old, but over the years, we’ve grown apart. Our main interaction is Christmas cards. One day, I run into her by chance at the grocery store.)

Me: “It’s so nice to see you!”

Friend: “You too! We have to get together sometime!”

Me: “Well, I’m not busy this weekend… how about coffee or lunch on Saturday?”

Friend: *looks startled* “Uh, I’m busy this weekend.”

Me: “How about the following weekend?”

Friend: “Sorry, I’m busy then, too.”

Me: “The weekend after that?”

Friend: “That’s no good either. Tell you what; I’ll call you.”

(She never called me, and I took the hint!)

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