We Have A Sign; It’s Called A Map
We are on the east coast of the USA.
Customer: “Is this wreckfish east coast or west coast wreckfish?”
I gesture to the sign that says, “Local Item”.
Me: “It’s local! We just got it in.”
Customer: “Sooo… it’s…”
Me: “It’s east coast wreckfish.”
Customer: “You really should put that on the sign. Might sell some more.”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?