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We Have A Sale Of Excess Gas

| Working | May 10, 2015

(I am visiting my sister at her department store. Like many other big department stores they do the occasional sale announcements to encourage people to buy up their excess inventory. Today my sister is doing it along with one of the other managers.)

Sister: *over the intercom* “Attention shoppers, we have a new sale—” *only instead of the word ‘sale’ a large belch comes out*

(There is a pause while she looks like a deer caught in the headlights and slowly puts the phone back down.)

Other Manager: “Could I get a recording of that? I kinda want that as my ring tone.”