We Don’t Want To Know

, , , , , | Right | October 14, 2020

I am working as a cashier when a middle-aged man comes to the till. I am sixteen years old.

Customer: “I’ve got a date later.”

Me: “That’s nice.”

Customer: “This is all stuff for my date. I don’t know what she’s into.”

The man has condoms, razor blades, and a single large cucumber in his basket.

Me: *Laughs nervously* “Well, good luck!”

Customer: “If we don’t hit it off, I’ll come and take you out at the end of your shift. You look like you need a good time!”

The rest of the transaction went normally, and he bounced away, never to be seen again. I assume his date went well.

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