We Don’t Sell The Gay Thing

, | Right | August 31, 2018

(It is a normal day at our takeaway until this customer comes in:)

Customer: “All right, I know this is random — and it is random — but do you know anyone looking for anywhere? I’m looking for a lodger.”

Me: “Um, no, sorry.”

Customer: “Okay, yeah, but the key thing is that they have to be gay or lesbian and be interested in me.”

Me: “Uh…”

Customer: “And they have to be willing to clean everywhere… but mainly the gay thing.”

Me: “No, sorry.”

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