We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 12

Customer: *With a basket full of merchandise.* “Can I just walk outside with this real quick?”

Me: “No, I wouldn’t recommend that.”

Customer: “I’m not gonna go anywhere!”

Me: “Then why are you wanting to exit the store?”

Customer: “…”

She drops the basket, flips me off, and walks out.

Related:
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 11
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 10
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 9
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 8
We Can’t Believe They Thought That Would Work, Part 7