We Built This Biddy On Rock And Roll

(I am a big fan of classic rock music. I am 13, and get my first record player as a Christmas gift from my grandmother. One of my first two records has a small poster inside. I’m admiring the front.)

Me: “Wow! Check that out; look how cool that is!”

Grandma: “This side is pretty nice to look at, too!”

(I turn the poster over to look at the back. The image is Alice Cooper, dressed in leather, holding a whip.)

Me: “Grandma!”

Grandma: “What? I’m old, not blind!”