We Are So Not Green With Envy

, , , , | Working | August 6, 2020

My coworker is taking a sip from his water bottle when I notice something.

Me: “[Coworker], you know your bottle has a green shade at the bottom?”

Coworker: *Laughs* “My bottle is green.”

It’s not; it is blue, but I decide not to argue.

Me: “Let me rephrase: you do realize your bottle has two different shades of green?”

My coworker looks at the bottom where there is decidedly some algae.

Coworker: “Um, yes, um, I maybe should wash out my bottle.”

As the algae covered about 75% of the bottom, the water just had to have a foul taste. How he could miss that, I don’t know. He stopped drinking from it and had it properly cleaned out before filling up again.

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