We Are So Not Green With Envy
My coworker is taking a sip from his water bottle when I notice something.
Me: “[Coworker], you know your bottle has a green shade at the bottom?”
Coworker: *Laughs* “My bottle is green.”
It’s not; it is blue, but I decide not to argue.
Me: “Let me rephrase: you do realize your bottle has two different shades of green?”
My coworker looks at the bottom where there is decidedly some algae.
Coworker: “Um, yes, um, I maybe should wash out my bottle.”
As the algae covered about 75% of the bottom, the water just had to have a foul taste. How he could miss that, I don’t know. He stopped drinking from it and had it properly cleaned out before filling up again.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
