We Are Not A Good Team (Fortress)

(My dad’s standing behind my sister, watching her play a popular computer game.)

Dad: “This is the game that you and [My Name] have been playing? It doesn’t look very classy.”

Sister: “What do you mean?”

Dad: “It looks like a cartoon, all you’re really doing is running all over a map shooting at each other, and it’s really juvenile.”

Sister: “It’s not juvenile!”

(Brief pause…)

Dad: “Did you just throw a jar of pee at that guy?”

Sister: “He was on fire…”