Batteries Not Kink-luded
Romantic
| July 2, 2012
(My fiancé and I are visiting his mother. She often has things she’s getting rid of, or has a surplus of, and usually offers them to me first.)
Future Mother-in-law: “Hey, I bought some extra batteries. Do you think you need any?”
Me: “I could take a couple.”
Future Mother-in-law: “Well, how many?”
Me: “Um, well, they’re for my wireless headphones, so…four?”
(Later on…)
Fiancé: “You don’t have wireless headphones.”
Me: “Do you want to tell your mom that I’m putting them in my vibrator?”
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