We All Know What Happens At Five Margaritas

A husband-and-wife couple walks into our fast food place looking a little drunk.

Husband: “I had five margaritas! I think that’s too much! I want a mocha milkshake for dessert!”

Me: “We don’t have that here.”

Husband: “What kind of Arby’s is this?”

Me: “Sir, this is a Hardee’s.”

He completely blanks out with this new information. The wife thankfully takes over.

Wife: “Can you mix some chocolate and vanilla shake together? He’s too drunk to notice the difference.”