We Accept Visa, Amex, And Revelations

, , , | Right | July 9, 2018

(Our store recently installed new card readers. If you have a chip card, it cannot be swiped; it must go into the chip reader.)

Me: “Okay, your total is [total]. When the machine is ready, please insert your card.”

Customer: *begins frantically swiping card while machine beeps in protest*

Me: “It looks like you have a chip on your card. Please insert it into the chip reader.”

Customer: *still swiping* “No, I don’t have to.”

Me: “Unfortunately, you do.”

Customer: *glaring at me while he finally puts the card into the machine* “Don’t you know that chips in cards are a sign of the devil?”

Me: “Here’s your receipt; have a nice day.”

(If it’s that big of a deal, why risk your immortal soul by keeping that card in your wallet? Use cash!)

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