Way To Make A Boob Of Yourself

, , , | Right | January 11, 2020

(I have been the owner of my small coffee shop for about a year when I decide to bow to customer requests to add 20-ounce drinks to the menu. The week before the change, I am spreading the news to customers as they check out. One of my regulars, a polite, retired gentleman, comes in.)

Me: “I just want to let you know that I’m adding a cup size next week!”

Customer: *glancing briefly at my less-than-ample apron front and giving me a big grin* “Well, good for you, sweetie!”

(He was out the door with his coffee before I realized what had just happened.)

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