Wax Poetic About Friendship

(My best friend posted a comment to a picture of my fiancé and me.)

Best Friend: “You guys are too sweet. My eyes are full of sugar. Stop being so cute.”

Me: “This is why I love you, [Best Friend]. One of the very few times you post on my status and it happens to be a haiku.”

Best Friend: “‘Happens’ like it was a freakin’ accident!”

Me: “How unfortunate. Sometimes I write haikus, too. Accidentally.”