Water You, Stupid, Part 6
Restaurant | Right | January 10, 2012
Customer: “Can I have a glass of water?”
Me: “Sure.” *gets him cup of water*
Customer: “Are we in Woburn?”
Me: “Yes.”
Customer: “Oh, so is this, uh, Woburn water?”
Me: *sigh* “Yes.”
Customer: “Didn’t this stuff kill people?”
Me: “That was years ago.”
Customer: “No, I think it was very recent.”
Me: “No, the movie was just released very recently. The water’s fine now.”
Customer: “I’d rather not take my chances. Can I get a bottle of water instead with a cup of ice?”
Me: “You know where ice comes from, right?”
Customer: “Huh?”
Me: “Never mind. Enjoy.” *hands them bottle of water and ice made from Woburn water*
