Water Is Harder In England

| Working | October 2, 2013

(I moved to Canada nine years ago from England, and although I still have my English accent, I don’t think it’s that strong.)

Me: “Hi there, can I get [several items] and a water?”

Cashier: “And a what?”

Me: “Water.”

Cashier: “What?”

Me: “W-A-T-E-R.”

Cashier: “I don’t understand.”

Me: “Clear liquid, comes from taps.”

Cashier: “Huh?”

Me: “You freeze it and it turns to ice.”

Cashier: “Sorry, I don’t think we serve that.”

Me: “Just give me an orange juice.”

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