A Bunch Of Xena-phobes
(During lunch, a bunch of coworkers are sharing stories of the most ridiculous names and odd name pronunciations students have had over the years.)
Kindergarten Teacher: “I just got a new girl last week named Xena. Pronounced ‘Z’ena, instead of ‘Ecks’ena.”
Third Grade Teacher: “What the heck kind of name is that?”
Me: “It’s Greek. There was a really popular show about a princess named Xena back in the 90s. I think they’re remaking it, too.”
Third Grade Teacher: “Never heard of it.”
Kindergarten Teacher: “How am I supposed to teach them phonics if their parents can’t even spell their names properly?”
Me: “How are they spelling it?”
Kindergarten Teacher: “X-E-N-A.”
Me: “That’s how you spell it.”
Kindergarten Teacher: “Then it should be pronounced ‘Ecks-ena.’”
Me: “No. ‘Z’ena is how you pronounce it.”
Kindergarten Teacher: “That’s not the sound an ‘X’ makes. ‘X’ says ‘cks.’”
Me: “Not when it starts a word.”
Kindergarten Teacher: “What? No that’s wrong.”
Me: “Think about it: Xerox, xenophobia…”
Third Grade Teacher: “What about X-Ray?”
Me: “That’s different. That’s hyphenated… Oh! What about xylophone? That’s the most common ‘X’ word you teach kids, isn’t it?”
Kindergarten Teacher: “Well, yeah… but…”
Third Grade Teacher: “I know people who pronounce it ‘ecks’ylophone.”
Me: *shocked silence*
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