Wasting A Waist

(It’s Saturday morning, but I have some errands to run. When I return home it’s still early, so I get naked and return to bed. My boyfriend purrs happily and returns to sleep. About an hour later, he wakes up.)

Boyfriend: “You’re naked!”

Me: “Erm… yes.”

Boyfriend: “You’ve been lying with me naked this whole time, and I didn’t realize it and kept sleeping! I’m so sorry!”

Me: “It’s okay!”

Boyfriend: “No, it’s not! I’m so sorry; what a waste…”

(He then starts kissing me, always mumbling about the wasted time.)