Waspish Behavior

| Working | March 12, 2015

(Our office is in a converted barn in the middle of a rural area. As a result, we get a lot of bugs flying through the open windows in warm weather. On this occasion, a wasp was hovering around the window, but not quite making it out. The buzzing was starting to drive my coworker crazy.)

Coworker: “Wasps are so stupid! The way out is right there!”

Me: “Well, it is a wasp. They have limited mental capacity.”

Coworker: “That’s not the point. It’s not that hard!”

Manager: “You do realise we had to stick post-it notes on the doors downstairs to stop people from walking into them?”

Coworker: “What?!”

Me: “Yeah, wasn’t that because of [Surveyor]?”

Coworker: “You’re joking.”

Manager: “Nope.”

Coworker: “How did he manage that?”

Me: “Wasn’t concentrating. Walked smack into the closed doors. Wasn’t exactly humanity’s greatest moment.”

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