Was No Honeymoon Boon
(I’m about six years old, and my mother has recently remarried.)
Me: “Mom, what’s a honeymoon?”
Mom: “Um… It’s where couples go once they get married so they can get to know each other a little better.”
Me: “Oh. Did you get to know [Stepdad] better on your honeymoon?”
Mom: *disappointed* “No… not really.”
(Almost 20 years later, I suddenly remembered what she said, and it finally dawned on me what she meant by it. I’m really wishing I could forget it again.)
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Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.