Warrior Romance
(My fiancé and I are cuddling after eating takeaway. I’ve never burped in front of him before.)
Me: *HUGE BURP*
Fiancé: *surprised look* “What was that?”
Me: “It’s Klingon for ‘I love you.’”
Fiancé: “Awww, I love you, too.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?