Warning: Take The Advice Of Writers With Caution
I’m an aspiring writer. And I have writer’s block. It’s been bugging me for quite a while now, and nothing I do seems to work. I go to a writer friend of mine and ask for advice.
Me: “How do you deal with writer’s block? I mean, you never seem to have it. What’s your secret?”
Friend: “Okay, I’ll show you. Get out your computer and open up your manuscript while I get the stuff.”
He walks out of the room and I do so. He comes back in a few minutes and slams a bottle of wine down onto the table. He pours me a glass.
Friend: “Drink this, and then start writing. Any time you get stuck, take another sip.”
Me: “Seriously? Your magic cure for writer’s block is to get drunk?”
Friend: *Shrugs* “It works.”
I give him a deadpan look.
Friend: “Right, remember Julia, the main character of my novel?”
Me: “Yeah, the evil empress.”
Friend: “I wrote most of her backstory while utterly hammered.”
Me: “But Julia’s your best character! The most well-written!”
Friend: “Exactly.”
I wordlessly downed the entire glass of wine immediately. My friend silently nodded and refilled the wineglass.
I don’t remember much of what happened next, but I woke up the next morning with a horrible hangover and a significant expansion to my manuscript, which, after editing, I found to be a workable plot.
I haven’t yet had to revisit the bottle, as my muse has somewhat returned, but still, maybe my friend really was onto something.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?