Warm Bodies
(I am looking through the cupboards for some leftover roast my mum has made. My brother is in the kitchen as I am searching.)
Me: “I can’t find the roast. Mum said it was here. Can you see it?”
Brother: “Nope.”
Me: *dials phone* “Mum, where’s the lamb roast?”
Mum: “Look behind the cabbage.”
Me: “Cabbage? I can’t find a cabbage. There is something in here that may have once been a human head.”
Mum: “Smart- a***.”
Me: “Brother, pull the head out so I can grab the lamb.”
Brother: *pulls cabbage out*
Me: *pulls out roast* “Thanks, can you put it back now?”
(My brother pulls on the crisper drawer to put the roast in there.)
Me: “DON’T OPEN THE DRAWER!”
(My brother retches, and slams it shut.)
Brother: “WHAT IS IN THERE?”
Me: “Smells like the body that belongs to that head.”
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