Warlord Of The Flies
High School | Learning
| October 23, 2013
(We’re in English, and supposed to be reading ‘Lord of the Flies’ on our laptops, but the boys at the back of the class very obviously aren’t and are playing some FPS instead.)
Student: *rather loudly* “Yes! I got C4!”
(The teacher looks up.)
Student: “Er… from Piggy, of course.”
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Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
