Wants To Have An Angry Word With You
Customer: *walks in and announces to the shop at large* “Kites.”
Employee: “Serendipity.”
Customer: *frowns* “KITES.”
Employee: “Definitely.” *points to kites*
Customer: “KITES!”
Employee: “Kites!” *picks up kite and holds it out to customer*
Customer: “LOOK, YOU F****** R*****, I WANT F****** KITES! IS THAT SO F****** DIFFICULT?!”
Employee: “Gosh, sorry. I assumed English wasn’t your first language since you were just saying the one word over and over. We have kites. Here is a kite.”
Customer: “Kites?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
