Wallets Come In All Shapes And Sizes

| Working | April 28, 2016

(My friend owns a small ice cream shop close to the beach, which makes him quite a bit of money. One day, while we are hanging out, he offers to give our group a free round of ice cream. We head down to his store, wait in line, and get up to the counter to order.)

Employee #1: “Hey, [Friend]. Decided to treat yourself?”

Friend: “Yep. This group is on me.”

(We order, and my friend steps over to the cashier to have them record the ‘sale’ for inventory purposes. Before he can say anything, the cashier speaks up.)

Cashier: “That will be [amount].”

Friend: *pauses, then smiles* “Well, okay, then. I guess that works.”

(He pulls out his wallet, while the cashier looks up and actually recognizes him, getting a really startled look on his face. My friend pays and walks out with us.)

Friend: “I suppose it doesn’t really matter if I keep my money in this wallet or that one.”

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