Wales Is A Country Too

(The marine park where I work features a show starring beluga whales.)

Guest: *runs up* “I need to find Belgium stadium!”

Me: “I would be happy to help… what are you looking for again?”

Guest: “BELGIUM STADIUM!”

Me: “I’m sorry, we don’t have a Belgium stadium. Belgium is a country in Europe.”

Guest: “But I need to find Belgium Stadium! The show is about to start!”

Me: *dawns on me* “Oh, do you mean Beluga Stadium? Like the big white whales?”

Guest: “What the heck is a beluga? I want to see Belgiums!”

Me: *gives up* “Right this way, sir…”