Waiting For Godot’s Sandwich

(I’m ordering a pita on my lunch break. Note: I am the only customer in the whole place.)

Me: “I’ll have the tuna, please.”

Employee #1: “On white or wheat?”

Me: “Wheat.”

Employee #1: “What toppings?”

Me: “Cucumbers, onions, tomatoes, and a little ranch dressing, please.”

(Employee #1 puts everything on the pita that I requested except for the tuna. He then leaves the pita on the counter and walks away to do something else. Another employee comes out of the back. They both ignore me for a few minutes.)

Me: “Could someone finish making my pita, please? I have to go back to work.”

(A second employee notices my pita on the counter.)

Employee #2: “Oh, what did you have?”

Me: “Tuna.”

Employee #1: “I thought you were waiting for something from the grill.”

Me: “…You were the one who took my order.”