Wait Until They Discover Venus Flytraps
I’m babysitting a brother and sister who are four and three, respectively. The brother has recently started preschool and is always excited to tell his sister new things he’s learned.
We’re taking a walk around the neighborhood and he points to a fir tree.
Brother: “This is carnivorous!”
I laugh and he asks why.
Me: “This is a coNIFerous tree; it has cones. The word you said is carNIVorous, which means something that eats meat, like a tiger.”
The boy thinks about this for a moment and starts laughing, too. He turns to his sister.
Brother: “Watch out! The tree’s going to eat you!”
The whole rest of the day, the kids chased each other pretending to be man-eating trees.
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?