Wait Until They Discover Happy Hour
I work in the fitting room at a clothing store. A woman comes in to try on a T-shirt.
Me: “Hi! My name is [My Name]. Let me know if you need another size or anything.”
Customer: “You’re too happy, and I can’t deal with it.”
She left without trying on the shirt. I guess I need to start hating life more?
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
