Wait Until He Finds Out You Stuck A Whole Cloud In There

Customer: “Hi. I don’t want voicemail on my service anymore, so if I take the little tape recorder out of the back, will I void my warranty?”

Me: “No, sir, your phone does not have a little tape recorder in the back; your messages are recorded digitally.”

Customer: “I want your boss; you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about.”