Voicefail

Coworker: “So I have this option on my phone that converts all my voicemails to texts. I just got a text voicemail from you that said this: “Hello, my phone died right after I brush you regarding the loan my bone. Please call me. Bye.””

(This is what it was supposed to say: Hello, [Coworker]. It’s [My Name]. I’m calling you regarding the Long Life Bulk. Please call me back. Bye.”)