Violent Chick Flick

(My boyfriend and I are currently long-distance. He promises me that there is something in the mail for me, but it might not get to me for a while. I respond with an expression of excitement/anticipation.)

Me: “Meep!”

Boyfriend: “Trying to imagine that sound physically being made just seriously improved my night.”

Me: “I have so many sounds, I’m like a Bop-it Extreme, but without physical violence.”

Boyfriend: “You mean I can’t bop, twist, flick, spin, and/or pull you?”

Me: “While many of those actions could be appropriate, especially in swing dancing, flicking will definitely be met with angry sounds and a return attack.”