Vice Versa Valentine
(We have just woken up on Valentine’s Day.)
Me: “Love, I have a very, very important question to ask you.”
Boyfriend: “Yeah?”
Me: “Will you be my Valentine?”
Boyfriend: “No.”
Me: “But… but… why?”
Boyfriend: “Because I want you to be my Valentine.”
Me: “…we can be each other’s Valentines.”
Boyfriend: “Oh, is that how it works?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
