Interrupting The Girl, Interrupted

(My friend and I are 25 years old. Two teenage boys are trying to get the attention of a girl a bit younger than them. They are a bit aggressive, and do not appear very friendly.)

Boy 1: “Hey!”

Boy 2: “Yo!”

Girl: *tries to ignore them*

Boy 1: “Hey, you’re hot!”

Boy 2: “You’re listening? We think you’re hot!”

Girl: *turns away slightly, visibly scared*

Boy 1: “Yo! You could answer!”

Boy 2: “What’s your problem? You don’t like us?”

(My friend and I exchange a meaningful glance. We stand up, get behind the kids, and smack them on their heads. They turn around. We’re over a head taller than each of them.)

Boy 2: *to my friend and me* “What the h***!?”

My Friend: “She’s not interested.”

Both Boys: *walk away*

Girls: *smiles, relaxes and sheds a tear*