Veteran Veterinarian
(A girl of about 11 years old, who is a frequent library user, has brought a stack of books to my counter to check out. I’m in my 20s.)
Me: “Oh, lots of books about being a veterinarian!”
Girl: *nods head enthusiastically*
Me: “Well, when you become a vet I’ll bring my pets to you.”
Girl: *startled expression* “You’ll be dead by then!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.