Very Time (Un)Conscious, Part 2

| Right | January 21, 2015

Me: “Hi, it’s [My Name] from [Store]. I’m just calling to let you know your special order has arrived, and you can pick that up at your convenience.”

Customer: “Can I come in tomorrow afternoon?”

Me: “Absolutely! Whenever it’s convenient for you. We’ll see you then!”

Customer: “But what time?”

Me: “Whenever you wish, sir. We close at six tomorrow, if that helps.”

Customer: “But I want to come before then! Can’t I come in the afternoon?”

Me: “Absolutely! You don’t have to make an appointment. We’ll hold it as long as you need us to. We won’t sell it or send it back, I promise. You’ve already paid in full, so it’s yours.”

Customer: “But what TIME should I come?”

Me: *giving up* “How about two?”

Customer: “Two in the afternoon?”

Me: “Yes.”

Customer: “Tomorrow?”

Me: “Yes. Have a good day!”

Customer: “Bye. I’ll be there tomorrow at two.”

(He didn’t show up to claim his item for three weeks.)

 

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