Very Honest Customer Service
(We don’t have a queuing system so we have to ask who’s next. Occasionally the customers don’t know who’s next, but sometimes a coworker will point out who arrived first. We’re supposed to be subtle about this.)
Me: “Who’s next?”
(The three female customers and one male customer still waiting all look at each other, unsure.)
Coworker: *loudly, not looking up* “Ridiculously attractive guy.”
Ridiculously Attractive Guy: *beams at me*
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
