Legal Fees Are Eternal
(I work as a nurse in a hospital. The phone at the nurses station rings, I pick up and it’s our ward clerk.)
Clerk: “Hi, I got Mr. [Patient]’s eternity on the phone.”
Me: “Who?!”
Clerk: “His eternity.”
Me: *thinking, is my patient dead and am I having an out-of-body experience right now?* “Um… put them through?”
Voice On The Phone: “Hello, I’m Mr. [Patient]’s solicitor. I’m calling to enquiry into…”
(After the phone call, I walk to the clerk’s desk.)
Me: “So, when you say eternity… Did you mean attorney?”
Clerk: “Oh, I can’t pronounce that word.”
Me: “Why can’t you just say lawyer?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?