Very Domestic Bliss
(My fiancée has had a bad day, and so I am making an effort to make her feel good.)
Fiancée: “Babe, do you need anything?”
Me: “I need you to love me until the end of time.”
Fiancée: “Yeah, okay. Do you need anything from the kitchen?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?