Very Cutting Humor
(I’m part of a crowd of students attending a talk at a medical school.)
Speaker #1: “Welcome everyone. Those of us on the panel are going to take a minute to explain who we are and what we teach. My name is Dr. [Speaker #1], and I teach nephrology; that’s the field of medicine concerned with the kidneys.”
Speaker #2: “I’m Dr. [Speaker #2], and I’m the head of pediatrics. I’m sure most of you know what that is: the field of medicine that focuses on children.”
Speaker #3: “I’m [Speaker #3]. I’m a surgeon.”
Speaker #1: “[Speaker #3], can you tell the audience a little about your field?”
Speaker #3: “PEOPLE-CHOPPIN’!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
