Very Cute Racecar Noises
(My wife is driving us home when I see a cute puppy on the side of the road.)
Me: “N’awwwww!”
Wife: “Yeah! Nearrrnnn! Vrooom! Eeerrrrrrrr!”
Me: “…”
Wife: “Beeeeoooooow!”
Me: “What are you doing?”
Wife: “I’m making racecar noises!”
Me: “…”
Wife: “Isn’t that what you were doing?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
