Very Crude Oil

| Romantic | February 2, 2012

(I am texting my girlfriend, just after I have given back her car keys.)

Me: “I didn’t know what kind of gas to put in your car, so I threw in mid-grade.”

Girlfriend: “I usually put in the cheapest stuff. Is that why it was $40?”

Me: “Yeah, probably. It’s good to put in the more expensive stuff once in a while. My truck calls for just the expensive stuff. Anything less, and she throws a hissy fit.”

Girlfriend: “Give her a spankin’ and do her up the exhaust pipe.”

Me: “Baby, I love you.”

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