Very Crude Oil
Chats & DMs | Romantic
| February 2, 2012
†(I am texting my girlfriend, just after I have given back her car keys.)
Me: “I didn’t know what kind of gas to put in your car, so I threw in mid-grade.”
Girlfriend: “I usually put in the cheapest stuff. Is that why it was $40?”
Me: “Yeah, probably. It’s good to put in the more expensive stuff once in a while. My truck calls for just the expensive stuff. Anything less, and she throws a hissy fit.”
Girlfriend: “Give her a spankin’ and do her up the exhaust pipe.”
Me: “Baby, I love you.”
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