Very Crafty With Their Clues

(My roommate has seen me playing Minecraft all semester and has bought her own copy of the game. I’ve given her a cheat-sheet of how to craft items, and shown her how the game works, and sit back down at my own computer.)

Roommate: “Oh, any other words of wisdom?”

Me: “Nothing upsets the undead like the sound of human progress.”

Roommate: “Wha?”

Me: “Never mind.”

(Five minutes later, I hear zombie noises coming from her computer, followed by screaming.)

Roommate: “I GET IT NOW! OH, GOD!”