Very Corny Unicorn

(Our English teacher is giving a quiz.)

English Teacher: “Now, when you’re finished, I want you to flip it over and draw… uh… a dinosaur fighting a unicorn.”

(We finish, and he starts asking us to describe our pictures to the class. When he comes to this one kid…)

English Teacher: “Now, what did you draw – OHHHHHH! It’s a single corn!”