Very Body-Unconscious

| Romantic | October 9, 2014

(I’m Skyping with my boyfriend. I have just become very emotional and I am wiping my tears with the hem of my shirt.)

Me: *still wiping away tears* “I’m sorry. I know I’m being oversensitive…”

(I start to pull my shirt back down.)

Boyfriend: “No, no, wait—”

(It hits me that he hadn’t been listening but rather looking at my exposed body. I get angry but then start laughing.)

Me: “Oh, my gosh! Your girlfriend is crying and all you can think about are my breasts?!”

Boyfriend: “No! It’s… I just can’t think when I see your body! I go blank!”

Me: “I don’t know whether to hang up on you or hug you.”

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