Vegas Starts Early

| Friendly | December 15, 2015

(Some friends and I are driving from Los Angeles to Las Vegas one spring when we stop for gas and snacks. It’s early afternoon and already almost 100ºF.)

Friend #1: “I think I’m just going to grab a granola bar.”

Friend #2: “I need more coffee.”

Me: “I’m getting corn nuts and a soda.”

Friend #1: “Maybe I should buy a bottle of water too. I don’t want to get dehydrated.”

Friend #2: “Yeah, it’s a long drive to Vegas.”

Me: “[Friend #1], don’t you have a water bottle in the car?”

Friend #1: “…It’s full of vodka.”

(Luckily I was the one driving!)

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