A Child’s Mind Is Panda-monium
(I’m sitting with my three-year-old cousin, showing him pictures of baby animals.)
Me: “What next? Baby squirrels?”
Cousin: “Yes! Yes!”
Me: “[Cousin’s Name], you’re so cute! Can I take you home?”
Cousin: “No!”
Me: “Please?”
Cousin: *sighs* “If I was a baby panda bear, then you could take me home.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
