Vampire Hunting For Beginners

(I am standing at the tills waiting for a customer to finish browsing. I look down to adjust the bags and look up to him approaching me.)

Customer: *throws something at me*

Me: “Sir, why did you throw a clove of garlic at me?”

Customer: “Just wanted to test your reflexes!”

Me: “…”

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